Gloiran Mud Milk
“Use Gloire MudMilk to polish all your hardwoods…”
“…used by the native woodworkers of Gloire to preserve all their fine handmade furniture…”
“…made from the nut juice of the Gloire Mudbeast..”
“…lovingly coaxed from the creatures by virgin MudMaids..”
“…so call now, and order your Gloiran MudMilk today. For sale in stores today!”
We guarantee it will preserve and prolong your hardwood.