Gloiran Mud Milk

“Use Gloire MudMilk to polish all your hardwoods…”

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“…used by the native woodworkers of Gloire to preserve all their fine handmade furniture…”

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“…made from the nut juice of the Gloire Mudbeast..”

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“…lovingly coaxed from the creatures by virgin MudMaids..”

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“…so call now, and order your Gloiran MudMilk today. For sale in stores today!”

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We guarantee it will preserve and prolong your hardwood.

Gloiran Mud Milk

The Reft Finious